- Doctor who fandom: How can we possibly wait till winter for moar! Cliffhangers grrr!
- Supernatural fandom: We're right here with you, I cant wait for the next season.
- Sherlock fandom: Amateurs, let us teach you a thing or two about cliffhangers and waiting.
- Merlin fandom: cries forever.
- Mom: You find a job yet?
- Me: Nope. No crop circles, no mysterious disappearances, no unexplained deaths or electrical storms... Nothing...
- Mom: ....what
- me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
- me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic