"Bob has 36 candy bars and eats 25. What does he have now? Diabetes."
Bob does not have diabetes, unless Bob had diabetes before he ate those 25 candy bars. In either case, he’s probably about to vomit.
#The Doctor warned her about the dangers of picking up food on alien planets#without consulting him first#but Rose couldn’t see the harm in a sleeve of chocolate biscuits#that is until she opened them in the galley later that night#and somehow a furry little gray kitten crawled out#Rose was surprised but nonetheless enchanted by the fuzzy creature#she pet him and scratched under the chin like she knew kitties liked#but then another kitten stepped out from the biscuit sleeve#and another and another#and soon there were a dozen kittens staring up at her from the kitchen table#with not a biscuit in sight#When Rose didn’t arrive in the media room with their tea#the Doctor went looking#only to find her in the galley laughing and playing with over twenty tiny kittens#an alien biscuit sleeve on the table#with a sigh he said#”I’ll get the TARDIS on course for Felinus 7#for heaven’s sake please close the biscuits!”#About half an hour later#Rose the Doctor and thirty nine kittens arrived on the cat planet#(one stayed aboard the TARDIS)#doctor x rose#tagfic#TARDIS KITTY#spooky kryptonite x
im goin 2 use 3d printing technology to make myself a man, with blonde hair and a tan
Jared Padalecki as The Winter Soldier and Jensen Ackles as Captain America. My contribution to this month’s Spn art challenge and the theme “Poster Movie Crossover”.