make me choose: anonymous asked me stiles stilinski or
Best Kiss Cam.
You sir, get an A+ for preparation and foresight.
Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society
Think, Merlin. To have the world appreciate your greatness. To have Arthur know you for what you are.
*mom voice* YOU’RE GOING TO GET SALMONELLA
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life